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Ever wonder why Kirk Cameron is obsessed with bananas? Could It be because he like all humans are members of the monkey clade!? Aron Ra politely explains in detail (of course) why you and everyone you know are in fact monkeys. It is as obvious as the dry nose on your face. Humans possess all of the characteristics common to all monkeys. The reason? The human ancestor with all other monkeys is a monkey. A must see for all monkeys and monkeys in denial. Posted for Aronra by a close, personal monkey mate.
May 5th, 2010
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animal ancestor is not clay. animal ancestor is one species. so you is liar
@ecristiano18
“We are people maked by God”
Who just happened to create us such as we can be classified as monkeys. Right.
I call troll. Feed at your own peril.
Who’s the monkey? I am not. Maybe you are. How pig is piglet. Chicken is chicken. Who managed to pastraze until today, through breeding, not by evolution of other animals. That man is man, created along with the rest of the world. Man has evolved mentally. He has evolved from a primitive life. In a perfect and modern life. And not evolved from other animals or monkeys. That’s a huge folly.
Why do not we see today and monkeys evolved? Why monkeys see only retarded and smart people and evolve? Why not see some people or monkeys somewhere in the middle between wild monkeys and people civilized? All monkeys have tails! Why have not we? You have to be foolish to think that man evolved from monkey. The easiest thing on earth is shown that the man does not come from monkey. Wake up people!
Excuse my English. I do not know too much English because I-n not english, but I hope you understand me. But I hope you understand, that we are something special. We are lucky because we are people. We are wise, rational, educated, smart. It’s impossible for us to come from wild animals. We are superior beings. I hope you understand me and not let these bastards right. Perhaps they come from monkeys.:))
@ecristiano18 there are so many arguemnts to address and so much fail in your posts it is hard to keep up, but I’ll try.
A. We are monkeys because of classification wise, we have all the same characteristics as other monkeys.
B. World creation has NOTHING to do with evolution of life, since evolution only involves life already here
C. Species can branch into more then 1 species. Also a new species doesn’t mean the old HAS to die off.
@ecristiano18 D. Show that man appeared, fully formed, out of no where. Should be “easiest thing on earth”, as you put it.
E. Rational…many animals show it, hell any animal that learns demonstrates some rationality.
F. Superior is a very egotistical word choice. I could argue that ‘lesser’ animals are better, if only because they can survive better, can not over populate so badly or a plethora of other reasons…
@ecristiano18
Its not impossible to come from animals. We did, you did. You are a monkey, you are an ape, you are a human.
@adolthitler I’m not a monkey. I am a human. Human was create seam as monkeys, cat, dog, lion or anioane animal. Human is the best thing on earth. Human is human and monkeys is monkey.
@ecristiano18
All your questions about monkeys are anwered in the video.
You are a monkey because apes are monkeys, we are apes. So you are a monkey. You are no more special than a bacteria or a mushroom. You have no more value than anything else. Your declarations of humans supreme value is random, and vain.
I wonder if he noticed ‘really weird monky-fish”. Was that supposed to be monkey-fish?
I see two possibilities; either an animal can evolve into a new classification and we’re no longer true apes (different jaw shape and post cranial structure), or we’re at the very least, a developed worm. Which might explain politicians.
It’s an old argument between splitters and lumpers. I don’t know if they’ll ever agree.
I wanna fuck creationists monkey style..
“I’m not a monkey. I am a human.”
We are STILL animals. Just as a lion is still a cat, humans are still animals, and having higher intelligence does not mean we did not come from a simpler form.
“Human is the best thing on earth.”
Nukes, pollution, killing each other, rape, superstition.
Considering we are just monkeys is not an insult it is a compliment..
Now we can finally come to terms that our exploitation of other life forms on this planet was only a natural part of nature and the food chain…
We are not better than other animals but that should not prevent us from taking ourselves into a higher esteem..
hahahaha ur dumb
Your ignorant…
We are great apes. We are apes. We are monkeys. We are mammals. We are chordates. We are animals. We are eukaryotes.
But are we sailback pelycosaurs?
@bdf2718
We are life. We are proteins. We are amino acids. We are atoms. We are hadrons. We are leptons. We are quarks.
What the hell are we?
Just because going deeper into categorization makes mroe groups, it doesn’t mean that you must be one group and that’s it.
I can’t believe how fast he can spit out words.
This is one of the best vids on youtube…
AronRa says that Fish = Chordate. My wife the biologist thinks that tunicates might contradict this, since they are chordates, but are prior to fish. She suggests Fish = Vertebrates. Thoughts?